Ten parts water
One part cleaner
You lurking in corners,
Say your prayers.
I’m coming for you
To smite you dead
Go back to the chasm
From whence you came!
Extermination
Determination
There’s no outrunning
My resolve.
You have been weighed
You have been measured.
I will wipe your presence
From the earth.
You germ with ill intent
Bacteria unseen,
I’ve an ablution solution
Concocted just for you.
This is what I do
A professional you see,
Unexciting sure but
Not every war has parades.
– Vagabond Prophet
– How I motivate myself to do mundane cleaning at work.