Hospital story of the day: overhearing a doctor on the phone “Hi I’m trying to track down a liver biopsy…” How do you lose a piece of a liver? Where did it go, who took it, was it never taken from the patient? Is there somebody who stole a chunk of liver, is there somebody who has a fully intact liver who needs a chunk taken out. All questions that will keep me up tonight. If you’re out there tonight also wondering what happened to your liver biopsy PM me and I’ll let you know how you can contact the dumbass who lost it.