Strict regimen of green tea and tofu,
Exercise daily, make a five year plan
Stick to it like super glue.
Survival agenda that’s what that is.
Just kidding what a joke,
As though good intentions
And Oprah prescribed anything
Could solve anything.
How did I really do it?
I didn’t somebody else did
Let me ride on his coattails,
Victory on my behalf
Gird my heart from afar.
– Vagabond Prophet