Ten parts water

One part cleaner

You lurking in corners,

Say your prayers.

I’m coming for you

To smite you dead

Go back to the chasm

From whence you came!

Extermination

Determination

There’s no outrunning

My resolve.

You have been weighed

You have been measured.

I will wipe your presence

From the earth.

You germ with ill intent

Bacteria unseen,

I’ve an ablution solution

Concocted just for you.

This is what I do

A professional you see,

Unexciting sure but

Not every war has parades.

– Vagabond Prophet

– How I motivate myself to do mundane cleaning at work.